cant get the rainbow

I changed my age to 22 on Tumblr. It was my birthday 2 months ago.

iguanamouth:

Now you know

I’m the founding and only member of the Bring Back Kiwi Sunny Delight campaign. I can’t even find any pictures of it on Google. Why would you erase such a crucial part of history?

But the internet does tell me that it was withdrawn from the UK market because a girl turned orange for drinking too much. That’s right.

I have to pick popular times to go to the gym because the instructor keeps on talking to me because I’m the only person there and I just don’t like talking when I’m whirling up a sweat storm.

joelg69 asked: Hi Emma. This is random. Very random. I live in Liverpool and decided to use tumblr to search for "Liverpool" and somehow I found a post from you. I decided to click on your profile and saw you are "currently doing nothing with your life". I am looking for someone who is intelligent, knows how to use correct grammar (harder to find than you might think these days) and understands the workings of the Internet (I have only just discovered Tumblr and barely know how to use it). Continued...

what.

I forgot the electricity is going off all day tomorrow. Oh God. No internet.

I’m going to apply for a job at McDonald’s because that’s what my life has become, but the process is long and there’s no “I do this job already so hire me” option. Also, if I’m not allowed to work at 2 Burger Kings at once, I probably can’t work in McDonald’s.